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Three films released with in two days. Cheeni Kum movie hit theatres on May 25. Second film is the new version of Chini of 1962 in Arunanchal. Third film is released by Karat to get out from the polit beuro to Kerala CM Achuthanandan vs and head of CPM in the state Pinarayi Vijayan.

Heros of three films are ‘Ranchhod’

Heros of three films are ‘Ranchod’ but want to be President of India.

Abhitabh Bachchan the hero of 'Cheeni Kum' movie is zero for the defense of India. Somnath Chatterjee of left parties is also in the race. Left parties showed their patriotism in 1962 to support China against the India. Other candidates more than one for the presidentship are of Congress. Latest runner is Home Minister Shivraj Patil who says that terrorists insurgents are their brothers and Naxal Maoists are their children. Somnath says Naxal Maoists are not criminals.

Invention of tea leaves had come from China. Shen Nung, an early emperor of China issued an order that that all drinking water was boiled as a hygienic precaution. In accordance with his ruling, one day in the forest the servants began to boil water for the court to drink. Dried leaves from the near by bush fell into the boiling water, and a brown liquid was infused into the water. As a scientist, the Emperor was interested in the new liquid, drank some, and found it very refreshing. And so, according to legend, tea was created.

Aare Bhai chai to chai hai ji; paani ubalo, doodh dalo, cheeni dalo, patti dalo ban gai chai. Like that ban gai ‘Cheeni Kum’ film.

Due to the policy of Congress since 1947 whole India is being wounded. Mostly are facing sugar disease. So one says no cheeni and other says Cheeni kum. Buddha Big ‘isharon hi isharon men’ washed his body in the sexy river of ‘Nishabad’.

To day is the news that love guru has reached in Raipur for going to Kanker of Bastar with his Julie: ‘Yaar patanaa hai kisi koa toa Patnawale Love Guur se teaching loa’. Raipurias are waiting for Big B-love guru of Nishabd. Perhaps youths want to take ‘Diksha’ from him. I knew late Mahant Vaishnav Das of Historic temple Dudhadhari Math. He gave ‘Diksha’ to thousands by airing the mantrra in the ears of ‘diksha’ seekers. I don’t know in what way these love gurus give or does Diksha.

Amitabh Bachchan as Buddhadev Gupta, 64-year-old Buddhadev Gupta is an arrogant, acidic, sarcastic chief of London’s top Indian restaurant. Tabu as Nina Verma Nina is a 34-yr-old Indian woman visiting London. Her peaceful, incident-free life is disturbed by an arrogant 64-year-old Buddhadev who insults her in his restaurant. But Nina teaches him a lesson. She later finds the chef attracted towards her.

Buddhadev feels rattled by the young woman. He tries to make up for his rudeness by a display of cordiality. But Nina remains dignified and totally unaffected by Buddhadev’s pomposity. The more she tries to ignore him the more Buddhadev gets attracted towards her.

Gradually, love blossoms between Buddhadev and Nina. But the toughest part would be to convince Nina’s father Om Prakash Verma about their relationship.

Big B has showed his latest reverse drive abilities by films Nishabed Cheeni Kum and result oriented ad “UP men dum hai”. Will his next film be ‘dum maro dum’ for the end of his filmy career for gifting to his heir Abhishek?

Should his ending filmy career be turned in to the candidature of President Post?

I don’t know above legend is true or not. Like that I heard a latest tale of modern India with Hippie culture of ‘dam maroa dum’. One day a celebrity was sleeping to open his mouth and taking breadth through his nose. By the side of his a hippie was burning a Cannabis cigarette laced with Cocaine. His smack suddenly crossed the nose and mouth of the celebrity. When he awoke, he took the secrets of the happiness of hippie. Since that time our young chaps are enjoying the same. Rahul Mahajan, son of Feroze Khan and former cricketer Maninder Singh may be among them. I don’t know about the Gray and Shilpa. I know only about their public hug and kiss. I wrote about the rave parties of Pune and Goa also. Assembly election of Goa is on June 2. Now there is a season of enjoying cocaine freely distributed by the candidates.

Chinese are not behind our celebrities. After all they are our big brothers (Not Londonia Big brother of Shilpa Shetty). But they are marching forward and now they have entered in to Arunanchal. But our celebrities including the presidential candidates are ‘Ranchhod’ are paper tigers expert in reverse drive. You may see them in awakening position which is as like night walker in sleep.

Mr Pappu, whose wife has been writing in reverse, seems to have suffered the setback from the day he took this missionary task as, after covering a distance of 16250 km by driving the car in reverse in 50 days, he could not get his name registered in the Guinness Book on the one hand and on the other, he has come under debt as he was forced to borrow more than Rs 1 lakh to meet the expenditure of his “one-man mission”.

One channel has reported few days back that another reverse car driver has started his reverse journey from Kolkata flagged by Sports Minister of West Bengal. There was one car in the front and another car wan behind the reverse car driver for avoiding accident. His destination is Wagha border.

Latest hit of Presidential candidate of Congress is Home Minister Shivraj Patil. He has no difficulty and hesitation to shake hands with Comrade and a member of Politburo Somnath Chatterjee. They may take jointly press conference to declare their formula as Maoist adopted with Koirala. Both are ready to make bandar bant (monkey distribution): Presidential and Vice Presidential two posts. They fight in the election friendly and eat also friendly. What a Great circus of power greeders is?

They can solve the Arunanchal problem to drive in the reverse gear as their predecessors former Defense Minister comrade late Krishna Menon and first PM of Independent or dependent on Nehru Gandhi dynasty India. Nehru became immortal to give slogan “Hindi Chini Bhai Bhai’ and allowing Pakistan through their army of kabailee dresses to occupy 1/3^rd Kashmir (PoK Pakistan occupied Kashmir presently).

Media calls VP Singh Mandal I and Arjun Singh Mandal II. In UK like that Georges are. Now the joint mechanism II of Congress and his outside supporter of Left will be to play with China as Joint Mechanism I was with Kargil Villain Musharraf. We should avoid war to make the habit of giving ‘bhiksha’ as Sita gave to Ravan to cross laxman rekha (Line).

Do you not hear Shilpa’s preaching "Atithi Devo Bhav"? Grey have liberty for sexy love with Shilpa then why restrictions are for Maoists Marxists or other ists. What is harm to accept the bargaining of China for Arunanchal? We are peace loving country. Sonia renounces so many times for peace.

CPM and their other leftists god is China. God should be nearer to nearer. If possible then God should be affixed with the hearts of devotees. So what is harm if China come nearer to nearer to the Congress and leftists unity.

CPM ruled West Bengal is nearer to China through Arunanchal. Congress ruled Assam is nearer to China through Arunanchal. But opposite to this Keral is far away. So for removing the hurdles general secretary of CPM Karat has suspended from the politburo to Kerala CM Achuthanandan vs and head of CPM in the state Pinarayi Vijayan. CPM of karat dynasty and DMK of karunanidhi dynasty are adopting dynastic trick of Gandhis slowly and slowly. These tridev of kaliyug ‘teen ticket maha vicket’ have dangerous unity. They want to divert their south based followers’ attention for destroying the Ram Sethu (Adam’s bridge). Their North East followers follow their policy on Arunanchal.

Fake seculars have found Manmohan in Krishna role. So they did not hear bansuri of others. Hindu org especially BJP is against their secularism. So they decided the proposal of foreign borns. On foreign buyers direction India is being converted from communal Hinduism to the secular Christianity. This has been experimented 100% successfully in many countries of Africa especially. They were 99% nude as Duryodhan went in the last before his mother on her order. Christian missionaries give services selflessly! They gave them bread and clothes and convert them in the Christianity. Now they became gentle man and gentle woman. I don’t know how Jogi, YSR, Antony, Fernadis, Alwa became gentles and how and why their elders convert themselves in to the Christianity.

For converting India into Christianity so many steps have been taken by the secular UPA government. Latest step is the circulation of Rs two coin and now Rupee one coin with the mark of Christian Cross. Foreign born and now led by foreign borns Congress is doing all these frauds silently ‘chupke chupke’ without ‘halla boal’ or ‘jo bole so nihal’.

Since its birth Aswamegh horse of Congress is to embrace the defeats instead of victory. They are adamant for being defeated. Who can stop their Aswamegh-horse?

Today UPA government has faced ackward position. China has never failed to assert its claims to Arunachal Pradesh and on Friday, it did so again by denying a visa to a senior IAS officer from the state.

BJP MP, Kiren Rijiju says, "I am shocked. I don't understand why the Indian Government is not reacting to this."

The MP's reaction holds water in the face of the fact that the Indian Government had to cancel the first ever visit by 106 other IAS officers to China as part of their mid-career training programmed because of China's visa denial.

"The Chinese have slowly marched inside in Taxin area that is in the Upper Subansiri district. One of our local administrative officers wanted to visit the area but the defence denied him entry there," says Rijiju.

For knowing Gandhis led Congress led UPA with support of Left, we should turn the leaves of the past history of Independet India. What the crime was to wards the nation in 1962 of Congress with left? What the crime was of Congress with Sheikh Abdullah for allowing Pakistan to occupy the present PoK?

Congress allies including Lefts in the situation of snake which caught chhachhundar (specie of Rat). Snake never feeds chhachhundar. China now again caught the Congress as it did in 1962. Neither Congress can leave (free) its outside supporters comrades and their god China nor it can digest them. Ministers assured and will assure again and again there is no aggression of China in the Arunanchal. Believe on MM and Sonia and their loyal team. This is democracy. India is safe in Sonia’s hands for a long long period. Navin Chawla is safe in Election Commission to conduct general election of 2009. Kangaroo is safe to keep its head in the sand. What is harm if we become Kangaroos?